❤

REMEMBER, PEOPLE

SEXISM

IS

LIKE BULLSHIT

FOR EVERYONE.

NOW TAKE THOSE FUCKING ROSES

THROW THEM IN THE TRASH

AND THEN GO DOWN ON ME

MOTHERFUCKER

kahl-ocelot:

everywhere is a bed if you try hard enough

Everyone; that should be everyone.

You’re every last fucking bit as terrible as you think you are. 

And I still love you.

I’m going away for a couple of weeks.

Can you guess where?

(This is your first clue.)

It’s all cyclical.

My turns tend to last a very long fucking time. 

Today’s lesson in economics. 

Missing my garment porn tag?

This is where you go:

http://knitphilia.tumblr.com/

(Fucking awesome.)

Me?

I love a room filled with kittens. 

Now drink from the pretty bowl I put out for you, or I won’t put your leash on.